Customer Service: Would you like to install Love?
Customer: I would like to do that, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready to install now. What do I do?
Service: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, I have, but there are several programmes running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
Service: What programmes are running?
Customer: Let me see. I have Pasthurt.exe, Lowesteem.exe, Grudge.exe and Resentment.com running right now.
Service: No problem. Love will automatically erase Pasthurt.exe memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programmes. Love will eventually overwrite Lowesteem.exe with a module of its own, called Highesteem.exe. However, you have to completely turn of Grudge.exe and Resentment.com. Those programs prevent Love from installing properly. Can you turn them off?
Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Service: My pleasure. Go to your Start Menu and invoke Forgiveness.exe. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge.exe and Resentment.com have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, I’m done. Love has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
Service: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your Heart. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes, I do. Is it completely installed?
Service: Yes, but remember that you have only the base programme. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts to get the upgrades.
Customer: It says “Error 412 – Programme not run on internal components.” What does that mean?
Service: Don’t worry, that’s a common problem. It means that the Love programme is set up to run on external Hearts but has not yet been running on your Heart. You have to “love your own machine (body) before it can “love” others.